I hated the Army. The only thing it did for me was to pay for my sex change operation, allow me to realize my dream of bayonetting gook babies and being able to ejaculate on command whenever I saw an American flag. Outside of that, I have nothing good to report about the military. It is an utterly degraded and degrading institution.

As to the troops, I hope they all end up like me, living on the street, eating out of garbage bins and suffering the ill effects of chemical defolients and biological weapons.

"Kilroy wasn't here, and neither am I!"